Mga makabagong linya ni Inday...para sa pag-angat ng kanyang posisyon sa paningin ng lipunan...

1. " I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky
contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness
made itself manifests, extending to that niche where i was
given life and growth, that because of austerity i was made
seperated from...."

-INDAY habang ndi makatulog dahil na-ho-homesick . =D

2. "Heavy fire exerted by the stimulus affected the best conductor of heat which is the steel,causing the Oriza Sativa to change it's state of color,smell as well as the taste."

-sagot ni inday ng tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing.

3. "listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way of entertainment..it doesn't contribute to the good of society..i hate character assassinators!"

-reklamo ni inday nang natsismis siya ng kapitbahay.

4. "It's not that i dont like you. Its just that i feel we're still to young to entertain thoughts of fornication in the domicile of our employers. In fact, its very immature to insuate that i dont reciprocate ur emotions just because i decline to perform an act of coitus with you."

- inday, nireject si dodong na makipagsex

5. "Love, a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable
malfunction of the heart that weakens the brain
causes the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker."

-inday, gumagawa ng blog entry sa multiply account niya.. pataray ng pataray si inday ha... may mutiply na si bakla

6. "Off you go! Under no circumstances this house
would relent to such unabashed display of
vagrant destitution...!!!"

-INDAY pinapaalis ang makulet na pulubi sa gate

7. "Bloody hell what the fuck did just land on my cutie top...?
I mean i've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous.
I think i have to remove this eeeewwwyyy thing
in a whip wham of time...."

-INDAY nagiinarte ng matalsikan ng mantika habang nagluluto ng TILAPIA

8. Misis: Inday! Bumili ka nga ng mga isda! Oo nga pala, inglesera ka na nga pala ngayon. Would you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traverse the road to the wet market would be: What type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's catch" (Pauses) Aaaaahh. By manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget and this household's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple "Ga-lewng-gong", am I correct?

Misis: Leche!

Inday: Oh, you meant the milkfish?

9." This has reference to my preceding earnings which you failed to release prior to my departure. Pls note that a demand has been made prior to my departure but due to a fortuitous event you incurred delay from the time I extra-judicially claimed for its fulfillment. Should you fail to settle your obligation, you may be held liable for interest or damages as provided for in the Civil Code of the Phils Article 1169 (makaspak vs. CA) which is a supplementary provision for the Philippine labor law, or a culpable violation of the constitutional provision for involuntary servitude."

-sulat ni inday sa amo nya hinhingi nya yung huling sweldo nya. panalo, parang gumawa ng pleading sa korte!

10. "Please.. It is indeed reprehensible for us to have a carnal knowledge. If you be adamant to unlawfully intercalate your limb into my citadel of pleasure I would be legally responsible to allege this juncture to your spouse."

-sagot ni inday nung pinipilit syang makipag-sex ng amo nya.

11. "Don't limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences."

-inday, nagrereklamo dahil ayaw siyang isama sa Enchanted Kingdom

12. Amo: Inday! Bakit mo binenta iyong sirang silya?!

Inday: "I computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell and the value in use using projections for 5 years at a pretax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This is in accordance with PAS18 on revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets.

Amo: (dumugo ang ilong at hinimatay)